Archive | September, 2002

Is there a gum-chewing etiquette?

Published Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 2:35 pm

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I have this problem and I need your help. A coworker of mine, who shall remain nameless, likes to chew her gum like a cow chews it’s cud. It’s loud, obnoxious, disgusting, and goes on for several hours – each and every day. There’s no doubt in my mind that our entire office can hear [...]

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Idiotarian Checklist

Published Wednesday, September 4, 2002 at 11:13 am

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LGF reader E. Nough‘s brilliant checklist is a great tool for diagnosing Idiotarianism: If you’ve ever come to a protest without your clothes… If you spell America with K’s while writing in English… If you think the United Nations is a bona fide governing body… If you believe that the U.S. deserved to be attacked [...]

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